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Mammograms should be called SLAMograms.

Mammograms should be called SLAMograms.

Because they hurt.

<<Oh well THAT looks comfortable!

Tuesday, February 25, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1471)/Comments (2)/
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Spidertastrophe!

Spidertastrophe!

Spiders are scary and gross. And they follow me everywhere.

<<This is an actual photo of a spider that was in my car the other day.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1251)/Comments (0)/
Categories: Cussing95,748 Pets
Move Over June Cleaver!

Move Over June Cleaver!

There's a new TV mom in town.

<<Not really.

Monday, February 24, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1531)/Comments (0)/
Would E.T. Have Survived Today?

Would E.T. Have Survived Today?

Only if he was saved by adults.

<< Anyone know 911 for outer space?

Tuesday, February 18, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (16622)/Comments (4)/
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Mother Cusser's Guide To Getting You Action This Valentine's Day

Mother Cusser's Guide To Getting You Action This Valentine's Day

Step one: Do not cut a hole in the box.

<<Even if she really, really, really needs an extra phone charger, this is not a Valentine's gift that will get you ANY action.  

Monday, February 10, 2014/Author: Mother Cusser/Number of views (1349)/Comments (0)/
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